° lyrics written by MC PØ exclusively for
  THE LOOMP-MOVEMENT

Come down and listen to those things I say
This is the LOOMP Ska, baby,
and means party on a special way
Pick up your Øl and do some for the show
Everybody dance from the front until the last row
You always stand there - sad in a dark corner
But this music push ya like a real fuckin' burner
It goes straight to your head and to your legs
And please don't tell me again
I don't have warn ya

LOOMP Ska, LOOMP Ska
Come on, dance the LOOMP Ska
One step to the left and one step to the right
LOOMP Ska, LOOMP Ska
Do the awesome LOOMP Ska
One step to the front and one to the backside

We do this 24/7 and burn your house down
You can't have a party without the LOOMP in your town
Me and the boys are the reason that the girls say "Hey!"
So you better get fast outta my fuckin' way
And all the LOOMP people are here to ring the party bell
And all you fish-eyed haters go straight to the fuckin' hell

(Repeat Chorus)

Hey Ladies, here's Bob, the awesome sailorman!

SOLO

(Repeat Chorus)

One step in your ass - and LOOMP will say good-bye!